Ms. Penny

Penny's portrait in black frame on wooden wall next to a rusty tool; sign reads

We're often asked three questions regarding Ms. Penny's photograph,

#1 - "Can I straighten it?" 

 The answer is no, because then her head would be crooked, and we don't want to deal with the karma of her having a crick in her neck, it is screwed to the wall.

#2 - "Does it not bother you that she is looking at everyone?"

The answer is no, she was blind as a bat and she's not wearing her glasses so she can't see shit.

#3 - "Is She Still Alive?"

The answer is no, she passed away on August 20th, 2010, which happened to mark The Penny's 10th year in business, to date. We miss her unsolicited advice, romance novels, and matchmaking tendencies.

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